thecomedylocal:

Snapple Facts, Animal Hospital Comedy

Well, I completely forgot this was happening.

whitehouse:

Getting ready for the Correspondents’ Dinner.

Watch it live tonight at 10 p.m. ET on http://wh.gov/live

rnikan:

the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes

Only staff member of CMDY that counts. This guy.

(Source: fiztheancient)

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BOSTON

WE ARE OKAY. 

We send our thoughts to the individuals and families of those killed or injured in yesterday’s attacks.

Please donate to the American Red Cross.

forlackofabettercomic:

Some days are just TOO nice, you feel me? It’s like, save some for the other days.

Reminds me of Tuesday.

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AMRCA! (via @CrawfishBoxes)

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